What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:57

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?